2016-02-03 - The guy who never left his apartment

2016/02/03 19:41:14 | > TheBlackCrew: hi i'm friendly
2016/02/03 19:41:24 | > CAMOKEEVER: hi
2016/02/03 19:41:27 | > DaAlpha: Cool. I am alpha.
2016/02/03 19:41:31 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: piss of frindly bich
2016/02/03 19:41:43 | > DaAlpha: *Piss off friendly bitch.
2016/02/03 19:41:52 | > CAMOKEEVER: lol
2016/02/03 19:42:05 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: hey m8 u dont play games if ur anerd
2016/02/03 19:42:20 | > DaAlpha: Eh wut?
2016/02/03 19:43:00 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: u corrected spelling
2016/02/03 19:43:03 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: and
2016/02/03 19:43:35 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: that means ur a nerd so u shouldnt play vidio games
2016/02/03 19:43:47 | > DaAlpha: I am rofling so hard right now.
2016/02/03 19:44:03 | > DaAlpha: How old were you again? 10?
2016/02/03 19:44:03 | > CAMOKEEVER: :)
2016/02/03 19:44:08 | > CAMOKEEVER: lol gp
2016/02/03 19:44:21 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: piss of Im 29
2016/02/03 19:44:22 | > TheBlackCrew: yui
2016/02/03 19:44:24 | > Saske�: nice =D
2016/02/03 19:44:29 | > CAMOKEEVER: ;lol sure matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
2016/02/03 19:44:32 | > DaAlpha: xD
2016/02/03 19:44:33 | > Rin: )
2016/02/03 19:44:37 | > DaAlpha: Too good.
2016/02/03 19:44:40 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: how old r u 2
2016/02/03 19:44:58 | > DaAlpha: "how old r u 2" ... did you mean "How old are you, 2?"
2016/02/03 19:45:05 | > CAMOKEEVER: idk
2016/02/03 19:45:23 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: its called TEXT TYPE
2016/02/03 19:45:38 | > DaAlpha: Text type? I thought it was called grammar.
2016/02/03 19:45:46 | > DaAlpha: But I do not blame you for not knowing that.
2016/02/03 19:46:26 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: yeah but Im 29 and I skipped high scool and I d0ont give a shit about society
2016/02/03 19:46:44 | Rara joined the server (STEAM_0:1:40175276)
2016/02/03 19:46:51 | > DaAlpha: Yeah, it definately sounds like that.
2016/02/03 19:46:53 | > Rara: inb4 dead chat is dead
2016/02/03 19:47:00 | > Rara: also, hai :3
2016/02/03 19:47:03 | > DaAlpha: Chat is not dead, we have this semi-moron xD
2016/02/03 19:47:07 | > Rara: woah D:
2016/02/03 19:47:15 | > DaAlpha: You actually already missed most of the fun :D
2016/02/03 19:47:21 | > Rara: >-<
2016/02/03 19:47:26 | > Rara: pfft
2016/02/03 19:47:31 | > DaAlpha: I mean he takes about 5 minutes to type a single message.
2016/02/03 19:47:39 | > Rara: xD
2016/02/03 19:47:54 | > DaAlpha: And it is still full of 9-year-old grammar.
2016/02/03 19:48:10 | > DaAlpha: And we shall better not mention the actual content ^^
2016/02/03 19:48:12 | > Rara: whats the name of this semi-moron?
2016/02/03 19:48:24 | > DaAlpha: It's matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
2016/02/03 19:48:29 | > DaAlpha: Cause you know, e.
2016/02/03 19:48:30 | > Rara: i see
2016/02/03 19:48:32 | > Rin: sorry)
2016/02/03 19:48:34 | > Rara: wait
2016/02/03 19:48:36 | > Rara: i mean
2016/02/03 19:48:39 | > Rara: i seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
2016/02/03 19:48:46 | > DaAlpha: There you go, you got the idea :D
2016/02/03 19:48:46 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: and I took 5 grand from my mum to move to australia because I couldnt stand fuckin david macroon
2016/02/03 19:48:57 | > Rara: 5 grand?
2016/02/03 19:48:58 | > DaAlpha: See what I mean?
2016/02/03 19:49:03 | > Rara: damn, youre spoilt.
2016/02/03 19:49:08 | > DaAlpha: *retarded
2016/02/03 19:49:11 | > Rara: and that
2016/02/03 19:49:20 | > DaAlpha: Also dude, dank ping for an Australian. // his ping was around 20
2016/02/03 19:49:37 | > Rara: woah
2016/02/03 19:49:37 | > DaAlpha: Are you sure you are not in Europe?
2016/02/03 19:49:50 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: yes
2016/02/03 19:50:02 | > DaAlpha: I tend to disagree.
2016/02/03 19:50:07 | > CAMOKEEVER: hummmmm
2016/02/03 19:50:18 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: yeah u do bitch
2016/02/03 19:50:30 | > DaAlpha: Yes, I do. Glad you understood what I said.
2016/02/03 19:50:34 | > Rara: nah, he just has the best internet there is, you know, the one that goes almost directly to the server. From the other side of the planet.
2016/02/03 19:50:34 | > DaAlpha: I think we are making progress here.
2016/02/03 19:50:34 | > Rin: saske gg
2016/02/03 19:50:37 | > Rin: bb
2016/02/03 19:50:43 | > CAMOKEEVER: humm
2016/02/03 19:50:44 | > Saske�: bb
2016/02/03 19:50:53 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: oh good
2016/02/03 19:51:01 | > DaAlpha: Yeah Skai, I was about to ask him if he put down a direkt fibre glass connection from Australia to Strasbourg I think.
2016/02/03 19:51:16 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: erm no
2016/02/03 19:51:33 | > Rara: then you sir, do not live in Aurstralia
2016/02/03 19:51:48 | > DaAlpha: I think he might come over to Europe just to game with a decent ping.
2016/02/03 19:52:01 | > DaAlpha: And he goes back to Australia to work/live.
2016/02/03 19:52:17 | > Rara: well, he could always play on the Asian servers.
2016/02/03 19:52:41 | > DaAlpha: Hmm, I guess. Although, I do not think the server variety is that dank over there.
2016/02/03 19:52:46 | > Rara: ^
2016/02/03 19:52:51 | > DaAlpha: The only Asian JC2MP server I know is the Indonesian thingy.
2016/02/03 19:53:30 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: m8 u said about WORK
2016/02/03 19:53:42 | > DaAlpha: Yes, I did mention the word work.
2016/02/03 19:53:57 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: the last time I left my apartment was last week
2016/02/03 19:54:03 | > Rara: well
2016/02/03 19:54:05 | > DaAlpha: I mean obviously.
2016/02/03 19:54:09 | > Rara: thats not something to be proud of
2016/02/03 19:54:16 | > Rara: unless ofc you are.
2016/02/03 19:54:16 | > DaAlpha: Aw damn. Was about to congratulate him.
2016/02/03 19:54:31 | > Rara: in which case, congrats. You lazy bum.
2016/02/03 19:55:16 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: and that was to go to the corner shop to get some microwave food
2016/02/03 19:55:54 | > CAMOKEEVER: dilligas?
2016/02/03 19:56:11 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: but I dont have have a microwave so I I set it on fire
2016/02/03 19:56:42 | > Rara: So, you gunna die from vitamin D deficiency then?
2016/02/03 19:56:53 | > CAMOKEEVER: yeah ol
2016/02/03 19:56:54 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: probs yes
2016/02/03 19:56:55 | > CAMOKEEVER: lol*
2016/02/03 19:56:58 | > Rara: Noice.
2016/02/03 19:57:03 | > DaAlpha: Yeah, sounds dank.
2016/02/03 19:57:16 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: and Im diabetic
2016/02/03 19:57:30 | > Rara: Well, who's fault is that?
2016/02/03 19:57:36 | [POOP]SayingPoop joined the server (STEAM_0:1:53937032)
2016/02/03 19:57:36 | > DaAlpha: Obama's?
2016/02/03 19:57:41 | > Rara: Exactly.
2016/02/03 19:57:42 | > [POOP]SayingPoop: chicken vagina
2016/02/03 19:57:47 | > DaAlpha: Hello poop.
2016/02/03 19:57:48 | > Rara: Even better ^
2016/02/03 19:57:53 | > [POOP]SayingPoop: hello sweetie
2016/02/03 19:58:01 | > DaAlpha: I got a new best friend for you.
2016/02/03 19:58:07 | > DaAlpha: Goes by the name of matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
2016/02/03 19:58:20 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: no the effin co-op thing u have back in england
2016/02/03 19:58:21 | > DaAlpha: He takes some time to type his replies but I am sure you two will get along.
2016/02/03 19:58:32 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: its full of SUGAR
2016/02/03 19:58:45 | > DaAlpha: Uhm ... what?
2016/02/03 19:58:47 | > [POOP]SayingPoop: matteeee isnt half the asshawl i am
2016/02/03 19:58:58 | > DaAlpha: He is getting there though.
2016/02/03 19:59:11 | > [POOP]SayingPoop: bring it on
2016/02/03 19:59:16 | > [POOP]SayingPoop: i am ready
2016/02/03 19:59:17 | > Rara: its called Co-operative. And if you bothered to even look beyond the 'sugar section' you'd see that they do quite a bit of decent foods.
2016/02/03 19:59:46 | > Rara: Guess all you looked for was your microwave meals and doritos.
2016/02/03 19:59:50 | > [POOP]SayingPoop: peniz
2016/02/03 19:59:58 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: who goes past the sugar section
2016/02/03 19:59:59 | > [POOP]SayingPoop: asshawlz
2016/02/03 20:00:02 | > DaAlpha: + mountn dew
2016/02/03 20:00:07 | > DaAlpha: Cuz MLG
2016/02/03 20:00:10 | > DaAlpha: Hue
2016/02/03 20:00:10 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: or the microwave food
2016/02/03 20:00:11 | > [POOP]SayingPoop: dewritoz
2016/02/03 20:00:14 | > Rara: Uh.
2016/02/03 20:00:15 | > DaAlpha: *jewritos
2016/02/03 20:00:28 | > [POOP]SayingPoop: what if hitler wasn't evil but just needed a big hug
2016/02/03 20:00:28 | > Rara: Peopl who can.
2016/02/03 20:01:06 | [POOP]SayingPoop left the server (STEAM_0:1:53937032)
2016/02/03 20:01:14 | > Rara: You are clearly incapable, as you stated by saying you hadn't left your apartment for over a week.

2016/02/03 20:06:00 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: grandma died so I got a funral next month in portugal
2016/02/03 20:06:34 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: Ill have to leave my apartment

2016/02/03 20:19:39 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: oh ive gtg to my band
2016/02/03 20:19:42 | matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee left the server (STEAM_0:1:104918142)