The guy who never left his apartment

2016/02/03 19:41:14 | > TheBlackCrew: hi i'm friendly 2016/02/03 19:41:24 | > CAMOKEEVER: hi 2016/02/03 19:41:27 | > DaAlpha: Cool. I am alpha. 2016/02/03 19:41:31 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: piss of frindly bich 2016/02/03 19:41:43 | > DaAlpha: *Piss off friendly bitch. 2016/02/03 19:41:52 | > CAMOKEEVER: lol 2016/02/03 19:42:05 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: hey m8 u dont play games if ur anerd 2016/02/03 19:42:20 | > DaAlpha: Eh wut? 2016/02/03 19:43:00 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: u corrected spelling 2016/02/03 19:43:03 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: and 2016/02/03 19:43:35 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: that means ur a nerd so u shouldnt play vidio games 2016/02/03 19:43:47 | > DaAlpha: I am rofling so hard right now. 2016/02/03 19:44:03 | > DaAlpha: How old were you again? 10? 2016/02/03 19:44:03 | > CAMOKEEVER: :) 2016/02/03 19:44:08 | > CAMOKEEVER: lol gp 2016/02/03 19:44:21 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: piss of Im 29 2016/02/03 19:44:22 | > TheBlackCrew: yui 2016/02/03 19:44:24 | > Saske�: nice =D 2016/02/03 19:44:29 | > CAMOKEEVER: ;lol sure matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 2016/02/03 19:44:32 | > DaAlpha: xD 2016/02/03 19:44:33 | > Rin: ) 2016/02/03 19:44:37 | > DaAlpha: Too good. 2016/02/03 19:44:40 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: how old r u 2 2016/02/03 19:44:58 | > DaAlpha: "how old r u 2" ... did you mean "How old are you, 2?" 2016/02/03 19:45:05 | > CAMOKEEVER: idk 2016/02/03 19:45:23 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: its called TEXT TYPE 2016/02/03 19:45:38 | > DaAlpha: Text type? I thought it was called grammar. 2016/02/03 19:45:46 | > DaAlpha: But I do not blame you for not knowing that. 2016/02/03 19:46:26 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: yeah but Im 29 and I skipped high scool and I d0ont give a shit about society 2016/02/03 19:46:44 | Rara joined the server (STEAM_0:1:40175276) 2016/02/03 19:46:51 | > DaAlpha: Yeah, it definately sounds like that. 2016/02/03 19:46:53 | > Rara: inb4 dead chat is dead 2016/02/03 19:47:00 | > Rara: also, hai :3 2016/02/03 19:47:03 | > DaAlpha: Chat is not dead, we have this semi-moron xD 2016/02/03 19:47:07 | > Rara: woah D: 2016/02/03 19:47:15 | > DaAlpha: You actually already missed most of the fun :D 2016/02/03 19:47:21 | > Rara: >-< 2016/02/03 19:47:26 | > Rara: pfft 2016/02/03 19:47:31 | > DaAlpha: I mean he takes about 5 minutes to type a single message. 2016/02/03 19:47:39 | > Rara: xD 2016/02/03 19:47:54 | > DaAlpha: And it is still full of 9-year-old grammar. 2016/02/03 19:48:10 | > DaAlpha: And we shall better not mention the actual content ^^ 2016/02/03 19:48:12 | > Rara: whats the name of this semi-moron? 2016/02/03 19:48:24 | > DaAlpha: It's matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 2016/02/03 19:48:29 | > DaAlpha: Cause you know, e. 2016/02/03 19:48:30 | > Rara: i see 2016/02/03 19:48:32 | > Rin: sorry) 2016/02/03 19:48:34 | > Rara: wait 2016/02/03 19:48:36 | > Rara: i mean 2016/02/03 19:48:39 | > Rara: i seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 2016/02/03 19:48:46 | > DaAlpha: There you go, you got the idea :D 2016/02/03 19:48:46 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: and I took 5 grand from my mum to move to australia because I couldnt stand fuckin david macroon 2016/02/03 19:48:57 | > Rara: 5 grand? 2016/02/03 19:48:58 | > DaAlpha: See what I mean? 2016/02/03 19:49:03 | > Rara: damn, youre spoilt. 2016/02/03 19:49:08 | > DaAlpha: *retarded 2016/02/03 19:49:11 | > Rara: and that 2016/02/03 19:49:20 | > DaAlpha: Also dude, dank ping for an Australian. // his ping was around 20 2016/02/03 19:49:37 | > Rara: woah 2016/02/03 19:49:37 | > DaAlpha: Are you sure you are not in Europe? 2016/02/03 19:49:50 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: yes 2016/02/03 19:50:02 | > DaAlpha: I tend to disagree. 2016/02/03 19:50:07 | > CAMOKEEVER: hummmmm 2016/02/03 19:50:18 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: yeah u do bitch 2016/02/03 19:50:30 | > DaAlpha: Yes, I do. Glad you understood what I said. 2016/02/03 19:50:34 | > Rara: nah, he just has the best internet there is, you know, the one that goes almost directly to the server. From the other side of the planet. 2016/02/03 19:50:34 | > DaAlpha: I think we are making progress here. 2016/02/03 19:50:34 | > Rin: saske gg 2016/02/03 19:50:37 | > Rin: bb 2016/02/03 19:50:43 | > CAMOKEEVER: humm 2016/02/03 19:50:44 | > Saske�: bb 2016/02/03 19:50:53 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: oh good 2016/02/03 19:51:01 | > DaAlpha: Yeah Skai, I was about to ask him if he put down a direkt fibre glass connection from Australia to Strasbourg I think. 2016/02/03 19:51:16 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: erm no 2016/02/03 19:51:33 | > Rara: then you sir, do not live in Aurstralia 2016/02/03 19:51:48 | > DaAlpha: I think he might come over to Europe just to game with a decent ping. 2016/02/03 19:52:01 | > DaAlpha: And he goes back to Australia to work/live. 2016/02/03 19:52:17 | > Rara: well, he could always play on the Asian servers. 2016/02/03 19:52:41 | > DaAlpha: Hmm, I guess. Although, I do not think the server variety is that dank over there. 2016/02/03 19:52:46 | > Rara: ^ 2016/02/03 19:52:51 | > DaAlpha: The only Asian JC2MP server I know is the Indonesian thingy. 2016/02/03 19:53:30 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: m8 u said about WORK 2016/02/03 19:53:42 | > DaAlpha: Yes, I did mention the word work. 2016/02/03 19:53:57 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: the last time I left my apartment was last week 2016/02/03 19:54:03 | > Rara: well 2016/02/03 19:54:05 | > DaAlpha: I mean obviously. 2016/02/03 19:54:09 | > Rara: thats not something to be proud of 2016/02/03 19:54:16 | > Rara: unless ofc you are. 2016/02/03 19:54:16 | > DaAlpha: Aw damn. Was about to congratulate him. 2016/02/03 19:54:31 | > Rara: in which case, congrats. You lazy bum. 2016/02/03 19:55:16 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: and that was to go to the corner shop to get some microwave food 2016/02/03 19:55:54 | > CAMOKEEVER: dilligas? 2016/02/03 19:56:11 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: but I dont have have a microwave so I I set it on fire 2016/02/03 19:56:42 | > Rara: So, you gunna die from vitamin D deficiency then? 2016/02/03 19:56:53 | > CAMOKEEVER: yeah ol 2016/02/03 19:56:54 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: probs yes 2016/02/03 19:56:55 | > CAMOKEEVER: lol* 2016/02/03 19:56:58 | > Rara: Noice. 2016/02/03 19:57:03 | > DaAlpha: Yeah, sounds dank. 2016/02/03 19:57:16 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: and Im diabetic 2016/02/03 19:57:30 | > Rara: Well, who's fault is that? 2016/02/03 19:57:36 | [POOP]SayingPoop joined the server (STEAM_0:1:53937032) 2016/02/03 19:57:36 | > DaAlpha: Obama's? 2016/02/03 19:57:41 | > Rara: Exactly. 2016/02/03 19:57:42 | > [POOP]SayingPoop: chicken vagina 2016/02/03 19:57:47 | > DaAlpha: Hello poop. 2016/02/03 19:57:48 | > Rara: Even better ^ 2016/02/03 19:57:53 | > [POOP]SayingPoop: hello sweetie 2016/02/03 19:58:01 | > DaAlpha: I got a new best friend for you. 2016/02/03 19:58:07 | > DaAlpha: Goes by the name of matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 2016/02/03 19:58:20 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: no the effin co-op thing u have back in england 2016/02/03 19:58:21 | > DaAlpha: He takes some time to type his replies but I am sure you two will get along. 2016/02/03 19:58:32 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: its full of SUGAR 2016/02/03 19:58:45 | > DaAlpha: Uhm ... what? 2016/02/03 19:58:47 | > [POOP]SayingPoop: matteeee isnt half the asshawl i am 2016/02/03 19:58:58 | > DaAlpha: He is getting there though. 2016/02/03 19:59:11 | > [POOP]SayingPoop: bring it on 2016/02/03 19:59:16 | > [POOP]SayingPoop: i am ready 2016/02/03 19:59:17 | > Rara: its called Co-operative. And if you bothered to even look beyond the 'sugar section' you'd see that they do quite a bit of decent foods. 2016/02/03 19:59:46 | > Rara: Guess all you looked for was your microwave meals and doritos. 2016/02/03 19:59:50 | > [POOP]SayingPoop: peniz 2016/02/03 19:59:58 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: who goes past the sugar section 2016/02/03 19:59:59 | > [POOP]SayingPoop: asshawlz 2016/02/03 20:00:02 | > DaAlpha: + mountn dew 2016/02/03 20:00:07 | > DaAlpha: Cuz MLG 2016/02/03 20:00:10 | > DaAlpha: Hue 2016/02/03 20:00:10 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: or the microwave food 2016/02/03 20:00:11 | > [POOP]SayingPoop: dewritoz 2016/02/03 20:00:14 | > Rara: Uh. 2016/02/03 20:00:15 | > DaAlpha: *jewritos 2016/02/03 20:00:28 | > [POOP]SayingPoop: what if hitler wasn't evil but just needed a big hug 2016/02/03 20:00:28 | > Rara: Peopl who can. 2016/02/03 20:01:06 | [POOP]SayingPoop left the server (STEAM_0:1:53937032) 2016/02/03 20:01:14 | > Rara: You are clearly incapable, as you stated by saying you hadn't left your apartment for over a week. 2016/02/03 20:06:00 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: grandma died so I got a funral next month in portugal 2016/02/03 20:06:34 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: Ill have to leave my apartment 2016/02/03 20:19:39 | > matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: oh ive gtg to my band 2016/02/03 20:19:42 | matteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee left the server (STEAM_0:1:104918142)