2018-04-03 - How not to apply for staff

2018-04-03 01:21:38 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: OMG ALPHA I LOVE YOUR SERVER
2018-04-03 01:21:45 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: That's cool mate
2018-04-03 01:21:59 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: CAN YOU TP ME TO YOU

// ignore the double tags, I was rolling out some changes
2018-04-03 01:22:03 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: And here we go Atra
2018-04-03 01:22:35 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] [Trusted] atraokca98: LOL
2018-04-03 01:22:45 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] [Trusted] atraokca98: double tags work
2018-04-03 01:22:49 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: ALPHA WHERE DO YOU APPLY FOR ADMIN
2018-04-03 01:22:51 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] [Owner] DaAlpha: Haha
2018-04-03 01:23:27 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] [Owner] DaAlpha: Also oddseanthecool, less caps mate

2018-04-03 01:24:02 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: also alpha where do you apply for admin
2018-04-03 01:24:10 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] [Owner] DaAlpha: Check F5 man.
2018-04-03 01:24:10 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] [Trusted] atraokca98: F5 > Staff
2018-04-03 01:24:48 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: i looked at f5 and i think im ready
// in his defense, we did rejoin here to fix the double tags
2018-04-03 01:25:10 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: aplha i read f5 i am ready
2018-04-03 01:26:08 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: aplpha i am ready i read f5 i qualify for everything
2018-04-03 01:28:21 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: Alpha i am ready, i read F5 i am tottaly ready
2018-04-03 01:29:16 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: alpha i am ready
2018-04-03 01:29:23 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: he's ready
2018-04-03 01:29:28 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Great for you mate. We are not looking for staff currently
2018-04-03 01:29:39 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: And unless you changed your name recently, nobody knows who you are
2018-04-03 01:29:52 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: i can change my name
2018-04-03 01:30:05 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: That's not it. I am trying to say that none of the staff members know you
2018-04-03 01:30:09 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: hello
2018-04-03 01:30:10 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: I certainly do not
2018-04-03 01:30:34 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: does anyone know me
2018-04-03 01:30:46 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: alpha plese ive been on this server for 5 months you can trust me
2018-04-03 01:31:05 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: 8hrs on record
2018-04-03 01:31:07 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: okay matey
2018-04-03 01:31:09 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Your first join was January 7th this year
2018-04-03 01:31:12 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Get your facts straight
2018-04-03 01:31:18 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: oh srry
2018-04-03 01:31:34 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: mine was some time in march
2018-04-03 01:31:46 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: i ment 2 months
2018-04-03 01:32:02 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: lol
2018-04-03 01:32:14 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: whats your discord alpha
2018-04-03 01:32:19 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: How much have you played on this server
2018-04-03 01:32:23 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: how many hours
2018-04-03 01:32:58 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: I meant oddseanthecool
2018-04-03 01:33:19 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: how do i know how many minutes i am on the server???
2018-04-03 01:34:21 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: like i have played JC2 MP for about 49 hrs record
2018-04-03 01:34:58 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: alpha how many hours do i have
2018-04-03 01:35:11 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: how many hours have you played oddseanthecool?
2018-04-03 01:35:22 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: how do u check?
2018-04-03 01:35:32 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: idk give me a rough estimate
2018-04-03 01:35:39 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: how long do you think you've played
2018-04-03 01:35:40 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: hmm
2018-04-03 01:35:43 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: idk
2018-04-03 01:35:49 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: let me check
2018-04-03 01:36:11 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: steam says 6 hours
2018-04-03 01:36:20 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: Ahh
2018-04-03 01:36:23 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: mine says 49
2018-04-03 01:36:26 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: hrs
2018-04-03 01:36:37 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: mine says 20.3
2018-04-03 01:37:14 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: alpha am i aloud to have staff i am a good, nice and sdmart person
2018-04-03 01:37:28 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: *smart*
2018-04-03 01:37:33 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: allowed*
2018-04-03 01:37:46 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: my keybored sucks
2018-04-03 01:37:54 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: keyboard*
2018-04-03 01:38:00 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: wait odd you said 9hrs on jc2mp did it?
2018-04-03 01:38:09 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: no i said 6
2018-04-03 01:38:16 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: oh yeah
2018-04-03 01:38:24 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Mate, you have under 10 hours in this game, your spelling is meh, you are pushy and if your picture is correct, you are like 13
2018-04-03 01:38:38 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: I think lower
2018-04-03 01:38:42 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: do you play jc2mp everyday
2018-04-03 01:38:46 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Honestly, it takes more to be qualified
2018-04-03 01:38:52 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: i can get grammerly
2018-04-03 01:38:58 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: get what
2018-04-03 01:39:13 UTC+2 | [Local] ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: i cant take this anymore
2018-04-03 01:39:27 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: i can get a new keyboared
2018-04-03 01:39:33 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: odd do you play jc2mp everyday
2018-04-03 01:39:36 UTC+2 | Boruc alphie.de: waht you cheating
2018-04-03 01:39:42 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: *keyboard*
2018-04-03 01:39:43 UTC+2 | [Local] ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: xD
2018-04-03 01:40:00 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: You are not getting the point
2018-04-03 01:40:05 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: every week if i count
2018-04-03 01:40:12 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: What I am saying is you are not qualified and getting a new keyboard won't fix that.
2018-04-03 01:40:29 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: im sorry ive never been admin
2018-04-03 01:40:34 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Even worse.
2018-04-03 01:40:36 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: oddseanthecool you play jc2mp everyday????
2018-04-03 01:41:00 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: what if you give me a hour of staff and let see what happend
2018-04-03 01:41:07 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: +1
2018-04-03 01:41:12 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: happenns*
2018-04-03 01:41:21 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: happens*
2018-04-03 01:41:39 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Yeah no, that's not how it works
2018-04-03 01:41:50 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: then how do you work?
2018-04-03 01:41:58 UTC+2 | [Local] ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: I want to die
2018-04-03 01:42:01 UTC+2 | [Local] ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: me too
2018-04-03 01:42:02 UTC+2 | [Local] ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: pls log this
2018-04-03 01:42:14 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: by eating, drinking and sleeping
2018-04-03 01:42:54 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: THEN HOW DO YOU GIVE PEOPLE STAFF
2018-04-03 01:43:00 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: i heard that getting a new keyboard would not work so i don't know
2018-04-03 01:43:07 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: lol
2018-04-03 01:43:21 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: idk alpha how do you give people staff ???
2018-04-03 01:43:40 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: I just give it to random kids in chat who yell at me!
2018-04-03 01:43:52 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: No but seriously, what is so hard to understand about "You are not fit"
2018-04-03 01:43:53 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: hay DaAlph i applied for staff a couble of days ago
2018-04-03 01:43:57 UTC+2 | * atraokca98 screeches *
2018-04-03 01:43:58 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: wait really?
2018-04-03 01:44:08 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: ...
2018-04-03 01:44:09 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: All the criteria are in F5 and I gave you a bunch of reasons why you are just not fit for the task
2018-04-03 01:44:51 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: wait me??
2018-04-03 01:45:00 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Not you. But no idea who you are either
2018-04-03 01:45:10 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: where do you apply?
2018-04-03 01:45:13 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: .................
2018-04-03 01:45:19 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: Tells you in F5
2018-04-03 01:45:20 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: I give up
2018-04-03 01:45:31 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: im sorry alpha
2018-04-03 01:45:31 UTC+2 | Goldentrash6006: tasssss
2018-04-03 01:45:44 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: i will stop asking
2018-04-03 01:45:51 UTC+2 | [Local] ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: amazing
2018-04-03 01:45:56 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: well i changed my name from bertie giftdrop.com to B E R T I E
2018-04-03 01:45:57 UTC+2 | [Local] ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: One down, one to go
2018-04-03 01:46:11 UTC+2 | [Local] ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Steam profile for that other dude pls?
2018-04-03 01:46:16 UTC+2 | [Local] ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: on it
2018-04-03 01:46:24 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: i just never met you before
2018-04-03 01:46:50 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: and that i think it was Rosa that said stuff to me on how to become staff
2018-04-03 01:47:40 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: DaAlpha you there or gone
2018-04-03 01:47:40 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: Hello, your request has been recieved. Please wait until it has been processed :-)
2018-04-03 01:47:54 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: ?
2018-04-03 01:47:56 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: Hello, your request has been recieved. Please wait until it has been processed :-)
2018-04-03 01:48:09 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: ok.....
2018-04-03 01:48:17 UTC+2 | [Local] ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: ur welcome
2018-04-03 01:48:17 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: I am dead.
2018-04-03 01:48:19 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Very.
2018-04-03 01:48:35 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: oh right did you get my massages
2018-04-03 01:48:39 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: So, you joined for the first time pretty much exactly 14 days ago
2018-04-03 01:48:51 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: yes sir
2018-04-03 01:48:56 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Cute
2018-04-03 01:49:03 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: ?? ok
2018-04-03 01:49:24 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: I mean that in itself is usually already a disqualification
2018-04-03 01:49:43 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: So how old were you again and what makes you think that you could become staff?
2018-04-03 01:49:44 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: why
2018-04-03 01:50:04 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Why on earth would we make someone a staff member who does not even know the server and the players properly?
2018-04-03 01:50:14 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: 14 days are absolutely tiny
2018-04-03 01:50:40 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: well i have been on a lot latley
2018-04-03 01:51:12 UTC+2 | [Local] ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: Can I just tell him that padraig is looking for staff and direct him there
2018-04-03 01:51:39 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: Name 2 mods
2018-04-03 01:51:51 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Smart guy
2018-04-03 01:51:52 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: insane mod
2018-04-03 01:51:55 UTC+2 | [Local] ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: HAHA
2018-04-03 01:51:56 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: what
2018-04-03 01:52:00 UTC+2 | [Local] ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Feel free
2018-04-03 01:52:23 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: the mod where everything is just chaos
2018-04-03 01:52:24 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: Give me the names of 2-3 mods bertie
2018-04-03 01:52:25 UTC+2 | FilthyActsAtAReasona: just cause 2: multiplayer mod
2018-04-03 01:53:03 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: so
2018-04-03 01:53:16 UTC+2 | Jack7D1: JC2: SIngleplayer mod
2018-04-03 01:53:19 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: ...
2018-04-03 01:53:26 UTC+2 | [Local] ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: im kind of done
2018-04-03 01:53:57 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: so i guess i can't become staff
2018-04-03 01:54:14 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: No
2018-04-03 01:54:22 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: ok
2018-04-03 01:55:01 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: what does trusted mean
2018-04-03 01:55:09 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Exactly one of the reasons
2018-04-03 01:55:09 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: Ex-staff
2018-04-03 01:55:18 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: well yeah o
2018-04-03 01:55:36 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: sorry for not knowing
2018-04-03 01:55:46 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: fucking hell
2018-04-03 01:56:30 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: so noone is going to answer
2018-04-03 01:56:35 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Answer what?
2018-04-03 01:56:46 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: what does trusted mean
2018-04-03 01:56:51 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: EX
2018-04-03 01:56:52 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: STAFF
2018-04-03 01:56:55 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: MEMBERS
2018-04-03 01:56:59 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: ok
2018-04-03 01:57:02 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: :)
2018-04-03 01:57:25 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: like was staff but not staff anymore
2018-04-03 01:57:30 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: ???
2018-04-03 01:57:34 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: Yep
2018-04-03 01:57:38 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: ok
2018-04-03 01:58:28 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: i am going now bye
2018-04-03 01:58:33 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: take care!
2018-04-03 01:58:34 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Bai
2018-04-03 01:58:44 UTC+2 | * atraokca98 slams head *
2018-04-03 01:58:48 UTC+2 | ♥ LashedBandito: same lu.
2018-04-03 01:58:54 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: :(((
2018-04-03 01:58:55 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Oh Meg, you are still here
2018-04-03 01:59:13 UTC+2 | ♥ LashedBandito: i left for a little bit
2018-04-03 01:59:14 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: 10/10 staff applications today
2018-04-03 01:59:30 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: its been a hard day selecting staff
2018-04-03 02:00:39 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: i can get grammerly
2018-04-03 02:00:55 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: i can get a new keybored