How not to apply for staff
2018-04-03
2018-04-03 01:21:38 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: OMG ALPHA I LOVE YOUR SERVER 2018-04-03 01:21:45 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: That's cool mate 2018-04-03 01:21:59 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: CAN YOU TP ME TO YOU // ignore the double tags, I was rolling out some changes at the time 2018-04-03 01:22:03 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: And here we go Atra 2018-04-03 01:22:35 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] [Trusted] atraokca98: LOL 2018-04-03 01:22:45 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] [Trusted] atraokca98: double tags work 2018-04-03 01:22:49 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: ALPHA WHERE DO YOU APPLY FOR ADMIN 2018-04-03 01:22:51 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] [Owner] DaAlpha: Haha 2018-04-03 01:23:27 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] [Owner] DaAlpha: Also oddseanthecool, less caps mate 2018-04-03 01:24:02 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: also alpha where do you apply for admin 2018-04-03 01:24:10 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] [Owner] DaAlpha: Check F5 man. 2018-04-03 01:24:10 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] [Trusted] atraokca98: F5 > Staff 2018-04-03 01:24:48 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: i looked at f5 and i think im ready // in his defense, we did rejoin here to fix the double tags 2018-04-03 01:25:10 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: aplha i read f5 i am ready 2018-04-03 01:26:08 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: aplpha i am ready i read f5 i qualify for everything 2018-04-03 01:28:21 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: Alpha i am ready, i read F5 i am tottaly ready 2018-04-03 01:29:16 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: alpha i am ready 2018-04-03 01:29:23 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: he's ready 2018-04-03 01:29:28 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Great for you mate. We are not looking for staff currently 2018-04-03 01:29:39 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: And unless you changed your name recently, nobody knows who you are 2018-04-03 01:29:52 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: i can change my name 2018-04-03 01:30:05 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: That's not it. I am trying to say that none of the staff members know you 2018-04-03 01:30:09 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: hello 2018-04-03 01:30:10 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: I certainly do not 2018-04-03 01:30:34 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: does anyone know me 2018-04-03 01:30:46 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: alpha plese ive been on this server for 5 months you can trust me 2018-04-03 01:31:05 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: 8hrs on record 2018-04-03 01:31:07 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: okay matey 2018-04-03 01:31:09 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Your first join was January 7th this year 2018-04-03 01:31:12 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Get your facts straight 2018-04-03 01:31:18 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: oh srry 2018-04-03 01:31:34 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: mine was some time in march 2018-04-03 01:31:46 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: i ment 2 months 2018-04-03 01:32:02 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: lol 2018-04-03 01:32:14 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: whats your discord alpha 2018-04-03 01:32:19 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: How much have you played on this server 2018-04-03 01:32:23 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: how many hours 2018-04-03 01:32:58 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: I meant oddseanthecool 2018-04-03 01:33:19 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: how do i know how many minutes i am on the server??? 2018-04-03 01:34:21 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: like i have played JC2 MP for about 49 hrs record 2018-04-03 01:34:58 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: alpha how many hours do i have 2018-04-03 01:35:11 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: how many hours have you played oddseanthecool? 2018-04-03 01:35:22 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: how do u check? 2018-04-03 01:35:32 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: idk give me a rough estimate 2018-04-03 01:35:39 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: how long do you think you've played 2018-04-03 01:35:40 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: hmm 2018-04-03 01:35:43 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: idk 2018-04-03 01:35:49 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: let me check 2018-04-03 01:36:11 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: steam says 6 hours 2018-04-03 01:36:20 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: Ahh 2018-04-03 01:36:23 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: mine says 49 2018-04-03 01:36:26 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: hrs 2018-04-03 01:36:37 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: mine says 20.3 2018-04-03 01:37:14 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: alpha am i aloud to have staff i am a good, nice and sdmart person 2018-04-03 01:37:28 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: *smart* 2018-04-03 01:37:33 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: allowed* 2018-04-03 01:37:46 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: my keybored sucks 2018-04-03 01:37:54 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: keyboard* 2018-04-03 01:38:00 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: wait odd you said 9hrs on jc2mp did it? 2018-04-03 01:38:09 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: no i said 6 2018-04-03 01:38:16 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: oh yeah 2018-04-03 01:38:24 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Mate, you have under 10 hours in this game, your spelling is meh, you are pushy and if your picture is correct, you are like 13 2018-04-03 01:38:38 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: I think lower 2018-04-03 01:38:42 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: do you play jc2mp everyday 2018-04-03 01:38:46 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Honestly, it takes more to be qualified 2018-04-03 01:38:52 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: i can get grammerly 2018-04-03 01:38:58 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: get what 2018-04-03 01:39:13 UTC+2 | [Local] ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: i cant take this anymore 2018-04-03 01:39:27 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: i can get a new keyboared 2018-04-03 01:39:33 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: odd do you play jc2mp everyday 2018-04-03 01:39:36 UTC+2 | Boruc alphie.de: waht you cheating 2018-04-03 01:39:42 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: *keyboard* 2018-04-03 01:39:43 UTC+2 | [Local] ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: xD 2018-04-03 01:40:00 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: You are not getting the point 2018-04-03 01:40:05 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: every week if i count 2018-04-03 01:40:12 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: What I am saying is you are not qualified and getting a new keyboard won't fix that. 2018-04-03 01:40:29 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: im sorry ive never been admin 2018-04-03 01:40:34 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Even worse. 2018-04-03 01:40:36 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: oddseanthecool you play jc2mp everyday???? 2018-04-03 01:41:00 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: what if you give me a hour of staff and let see what happend 2018-04-03 01:41:07 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: +1 2018-04-03 01:41:12 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: happenns* 2018-04-03 01:41:21 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: happens* 2018-04-03 01:41:39 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Yeah no, that's not how it works 2018-04-03 01:41:50 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: then how do you work? 2018-04-03 01:41:58 UTC+2 | [Local] ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: I want to die 2018-04-03 01:42:01 UTC+2 | [Local] ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: me too 2018-04-03 01:42:02 UTC+2 | [Local] ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: pls log this 2018-04-03 01:42:14 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: by eating, drinking and sleeping 2018-04-03 01:42:54 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: THEN HOW DO YOU GIVE PEOPLE STAFF 2018-04-03 01:43:00 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: i heard that getting a new keyboard would not work so i don't know 2018-04-03 01:43:07 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: lol 2018-04-03 01:43:21 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: idk alpha how do you give people staff ??? 2018-04-03 01:43:40 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: I just give it to random kids in chat who yell at me! 2018-04-03 01:43:52 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: No but seriously, what is so hard to understand about "You are not fit" 2018-04-03 01:43:53 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: hay DaAlph i applied for staff a couble of days ago 2018-04-03 01:43:57 UTC+2 | * atraokca98 screeches * 2018-04-03 01:43:58 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: wait really? 2018-04-03 01:44:08 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: ... 2018-04-03 01:44:09 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: All the criteria are in F5 and I gave you a bunch of reasons why you are just not fit for the task 2018-04-03 01:44:51 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: wait me?? 2018-04-03 01:45:00 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Not you. But no idea who you are either 2018-04-03 01:45:10 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: where do you apply? 2018-04-03 01:45:13 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: ................. 2018-04-03 01:45:19 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: Tells you in F5 2018-04-03 01:45:20 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: I give up 2018-04-03 01:45:31 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: im sorry alpha 2018-04-03 01:45:31 UTC+2 | Goldentrash6006: tasssss 2018-04-03 01:45:44 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: i will stop asking 2018-04-03 01:45:51 UTC+2 | [Local] ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: amazing 2018-04-03 01:45:56 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: well i changed my name from bertie giftdrop.com to B E R T I E 2018-04-03 01:45:57 UTC+2 | [Local] ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: One down, one to go 2018-04-03 01:46:11 UTC+2 | [Local] ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Steam profile for that other dude pls? 2018-04-03 01:46:16 UTC+2 | [Local] ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: on it 2018-04-03 01:46:24 UTC+2 | oddseanthecool: i just never met you before 2018-04-03 01:46:50 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: and that i think it was Rosa that said stuff to me on how to become staff 2018-04-03 01:47:40 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: DaAlpha you there or gone 2018-04-03 01:47:40 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: Hello, your request has been recieved. Please wait until it has been processed :-) 2018-04-03 01:47:54 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: ? 2018-04-03 01:47:56 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: Hello, your request has been recieved. Please wait until it has been processed :-) 2018-04-03 01:48:09 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: ok..... 2018-04-03 01:48:17 UTC+2 | [Local] ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: ur welcome 2018-04-03 01:48:17 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: I am dead. 2018-04-03 01:48:19 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Very. 2018-04-03 01:48:35 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: oh right did you get my massages 2018-04-03 01:48:39 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: So, you joined for the first time pretty much exactly 14 days ago 2018-04-03 01:48:51 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: yes sir 2018-04-03 01:48:56 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Cute 2018-04-03 01:49:03 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: ?? ok 2018-04-03 01:49:24 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: I mean that in itself is usually already a disqualification 2018-04-03 01:49:43 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: So how old were you again and what makes you think that you could become staff? 2018-04-03 01:49:44 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: why 2018-04-03 01:50:04 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Why on earth would we make someone a staff member who does not even know the server and the players properly? 2018-04-03 01:50:14 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: 14 days are absolutely tiny 2018-04-03 01:50:40 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: well i have been on a lot latley 2018-04-03 01:51:12 UTC+2 | [Local] ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: Can I just tell him that padraig is looking for staff and direct him there 2018-04-03 01:51:39 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: Name 2 mods 2018-04-03 01:51:51 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Smart guy 2018-04-03 01:51:52 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: insane mod 2018-04-03 01:51:55 UTC+2 | [Local] ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: HAHA 2018-04-03 01:51:56 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: what 2018-04-03 01:52:00 UTC+2 | [Local] ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Feel free 2018-04-03 01:52:23 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: the mod where everything is just chaos 2018-04-03 01:52:24 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: Give me the names of 2-3 mods bertie 2018-04-03 01:52:25 UTC+2 | FilthyActsAtAReasona: just cause 2: multiplayer mod 2018-04-03 01:53:03 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: so 2018-04-03 01:53:16 UTC+2 | Jack7D1: JC2: SIngleplayer mod 2018-04-03 01:53:19 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: ... 2018-04-03 01:53:26 UTC+2 | [Local] ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: im kind of done 2018-04-03 01:53:57 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: so i guess i can't become staff 2018-04-03 01:54:14 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: No 2018-04-03 01:54:22 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: ok 2018-04-03 01:55:01 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: what does trusted mean 2018-04-03 01:55:09 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Exactly one of the reasons 2018-04-03 01:55:09 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: Ex-staff 2018-04-03 01:55:18 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: well yeah o 2018-04-03 01:55:36 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: sorry for not knowing 2018-04-03 01:55:46 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: fucking hell 2018-04-03 01:56:30 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: so noone is going to answer 2018-04-03 01:56:35 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Answer what? 2018-04-03 01:56:46 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: what does trusted mean 2018-04-03 01:56:51 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: EX 2018-04-03 01:56:52 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: STAFF 2018-04-03 01:56:55 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: MEMBERS 2018-04-03 01:56:59 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: ok 2018-04-03 01:57:02 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: :) 2018-04-03 01:57:25 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: like was staff but not staff anymore 2018-04-03 01:57:30 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: ??? 2018-04-03 01:57:34 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: Yep 2018-04-03 01:57:38 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: ok 2018-04-03 01:58:28 UTC+2 | B E R T I E: i am going now bye 2018-04-03 01:58:33 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: take care! 2018-04-03 01:58:34 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Bai 2018-04-03 01:58:44 UTC+2 | * atraokca98 slams head * 2018-04-03 01:58:48 UTC+2 | ♥ LashedBandito: same lu. 2018-04-03 01:58:54 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: :((( 2018-04-03 01:58:55 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Oh Meg, you are still here 2018-04-03 01:59:13 UTC+2 | ♥ LashedBandito: i left for a little bit 2018-04-03 01:59:14 UTC+2 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: 10/10 staff applications today 2018-04-03 01:59:30 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: its been a hard day selecting staff 2018-04-03 02:00:39 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: i can get grammerly 2018-04-03 02:00:55 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] atraokca98: i can get a new keybored