The race for Rosa's thong

2018-05-20

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2018-05-20 02:16:28 UTC+2 | Mr Giraffe: race at dirt track
2018-05-20 02:16:41 UTC+2 | Mr Giraffe: winner gets a very valueble maltese artifact
2018-05-20 02:17:05 UTC+2 | Mr Giraffe: 100 million in euros here
2018-05-20 02:17:12 UTC+2 | SLiMZiM: rosas thong?
2018-05-20 02:17:20 UTC+2 | Mr Giraffe: yes
2018-05-20 02:17:33 UTC+2 | ♥ Drunkrat: r0Sa Th0nG?
2018-05-20 02:17:37 UTC+2 | Mr Giraffe: i stole it straight from her mansion
2018-05-20 02:17:46 UTC+2 | SLiMZiM: lol
2018-05-20 02:18:11 UTC+2 | Mr Giraffe: win the bike race and it's yours
2018-05-20 02:18:53 UTC+2 | Mr Giraffe: 1st place gets the thong

// bunch of talk about vehicle colors

2018-05-20 02:21:34 UTC+2 | * Mr Giraffe shows drunk a photo the artifact *
2018-05-20 02:22:23 UTC+2 | * Drunkrat doesnt want artifact rn, wants the color rgb *

2018-05-20 02:27:33 UTC+2 | Mr Giraffe: win the race and get rosa's thong
2018-05-20 02:27:41 UTC+2 | Mr Giraffe: easy
2018-05-20 02:27:50 UTC+2 | ♥ Drunkrat: ok now i want the thoing

// race happens

2018-05-20 02:31:28 UTC+2 | ♥ Drunkrat: i get the thong
2018-05-20 02:31:33 UTC+2 | Mr Giraffe: gud job
2018-05-20 02:31:40 UTC+2 | ♥ Drunkrat: where is it
2018-05-20 02:32:03 UTC+2 | * Mr Giraffe opens the safe that contains the thong *
2018-05-20 02:32:05 UTC+2 | Mr Giraffe: here u go
2018-05-20 02:32:33 UTC+2 | ♥ Drunkrat: examines thong
2018-05-20 02:32:44 UTC+2 | * Drunkrat genuine rose thong *
2018-05-20 02:32:51 UTC+2 | Mr Giraffe: i stole it
2018-05-20 02:33:02 UTC+2 | Mr Giraffe: rosa's security system is bullshit
2018-05-20 02:33:18 UTC+2 | ♥ Drunkrat: yea all the passwords are all just: HopeToMalta
2018-05-20 02:33:27 UTC+2 | ♥ Drunkrat: like what kinda pw's are those
2018-05-20 02:33:40 UTC+2 | Mr Giraffe: idk
2018-05-20 02:34:02 UTC+2 | Mr Giraffe: i have a WAY better security system at the garage HQ

2018-05-20 02:37:54 UTC+2 | * Drunkrat looks at thong *
2018-05-20 02:37:59 UTC+2 | * Drunkrat crashes *
2018-05-20 02:38:22 UTC+2 | Mr Giraffe: rosa ensured her artifacts are breakproff
2018-05-20 02:38:39 UTC+2 | * Drunkrat smells rosa's thong *
2018-05-20 02:38:43 UTC+2 | ♥ Drunkrat: f--
2018-05-20 02:38:52 UTC+2 | Mr Giraffe: it's lemon scened
2018-05-20 02:39:00 UTC+2 | Mr Giraffe: scented*
2018-05-20 02:39:15 UTC+2 | SCRAMBLEDEGG: how
2018-05-20 02:39:24 UTC+2 | Mr Giraffe: it's malta
2018-05-20 02:39:36 UTC+2 | Mr Giraffe: they do lots of immpossible things
2018-05-20 02:39:50 UTC+2 | ♥ Drunkrat: like win faction wars
2018-05-20 02:39:55 UTC+2 | ♥ Drunkrat: etc...
2018-05-20 02:39:59 UTC+2 | Mr Giraffe: eggactly
2018-05-20 02:40:11 UTC+2 | Mr Giraffe: egg pun for the WIN
2018-05-20 02:40:19 UTC+2 | ♥ Drunkrat: gets members only cuz shes a girl with a thong that is now mine
2018-05-20 02:40:30 UTC+2 | Shiho: what's wron with beign a girl?
2018-05-20 02:40:41 UTC+2 | ♥ Drunkrat: its just everyone wants to fuck her
2018-05-20 02:40:45 UTC+2 | Shiho: oh