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2022-02-28 23:57:41 UTC+1 | Jeanne d'Arc: shut up
2022-02-28 23:57:49 UTC+1 | Yeeted!: i dont think i will
2022-02-28 23:57:49 UTC+1 | ★ [Mod] Tam_Qc: No u
2022-02-28 23:57:52 UTC+1 | Jeanne d'Arc: yes
2022-02-28 23:57:56 UTC+1 | ARGOROK: ...
2022-02-28 23:58:08 UTC+1 | ARGOROK: you talkin to me
2022-02-28 23:58:14 UTC+1 | Jeanne d'Arc: what
2022-02-28 23:58:43 UTC+1 | ARGOROK: who are you talkin to
2022-02-28 23:58:57 UTC+1 | Jeanne d'Arc: ;eave me alone
2021-04-04 01:51:49 UTC+2 | anguish: hope this server isnt alive for another week
2021-04-04 01:52:01 UTC+2 | anguish: alpha should pull the plug and run away with his 1 million dollars
2020-12-06 21:55:34 UTC+1 | türk piç: how to use cat
2019-01-19 12:31:19 UTC+1 | Mati-03_CZ: i have 2 ar
2019-01-19 12:31:29 UTC+1 | Mati-03_CZ: how to didnt have
2019-01-19 12:31:50 UTC+1 | Mati-03_CZ: how pls
2018-12-28 01:23:10 UTC+1 | Soppsau: who here into feet
2018-12-28 01:40:27 UTC+1 | Soppsau: ANYONE LIKE FEET Y/N
2018-12-28 01:40:54 UTC+1 | Soppsau: sar
2018-12-28 01:40:56 UTC+1 | Soppsau: sara
2018-12-28 01:40:59 UTC+1 | $ara: hey
2018-12-28 01:41:01 UTC+1 | $ara: whatas
2018-12-28 01:41:01 UTC+1 | Soppsau: talk me
2018-12-28 01:41:02 UTC+1 | $ara: yp
2018-12-28 01:41:08 UTC+1 | Soppsau: talk me now
2018-12-28 01:41:12 UTC+1 | $ara: sopps
2018-12-28 01:41:31 UTC+1 | Soppsau: who you are age sara
2018-12-28 01:41:51 UTC+1 | $ara: i am
2018-12-28 01:42:02 UTC+1 | Soppsau: maybe you are 18
2018-12-28 01:42:07 UTC+1 | $ara: i
2018-12-28 01:42:07 UTC+1 | Soppsau: talk me
2018-12-28 01:43:25 UTC+1 | $ara: Hello,
2018-12-28 01:43:28 UTC+1 | $ara: I AM
2018-12-28 01:43:32 UTC+1 | $ara: i am
2018-12-28 01:43:44 UTC+1 | $ara: smell animation?
2018-12-28 01:44:01 UTC+1 | $ara: can you guys help me with my math homework
2018-12-28 01:44:14 UTC+1 | $ara: please
2018-12-28 01:44:33 UTC+1 | $ara: please
2018-12-28 01:45:19 UTC+1 | Soppsau: i
2018-12-28 01:45:21 UTC+1 | Soppsau: am
2018-12-28 01:45:22 UTC+1 | Soppsau: a
2018-12-28 01:45:26 UTC+1 | Soppsau: hacker
2018-12-28 01:45:31 UTC+1 | $ara: can i have help with my math homeowkr
2018-12-28 01:45:37 UTC+1 | ♥ [Donor] Fawx: no
2018-12-28 01:45:39 UTC+1 | ♥ [Donor] Fawx: fuck math
2018-12-28 01:45:42 UTC+1 | $ara: ):
2018-12-28 01:45:42 UTC+1 | Soppsau: math is easy
2018-12-28 01:45:45 UTC+1 | Soppsau: i help you
2018-12-28 01:45:49 UTC+1 | $ara: ok
2018-12-28 01:45:56 UTC+1 | $ara: derivitive of -1
2018-12-28 01:45:57 UTC+1 | ♥ Svord: send nudes for homework
2018-12-28 01:46:00 UTC+1 | ♥ Svord: trade 100
2018-12-28 01:46:10 UTC+1 | Soppsau: sara my girlfriend
// and nope, there was no more context to this ... at least none I could find
// it was also the first and last time they ever showed up on the server
2018-12-26 21:44:24 UTC+1 | Fishbeens: Theres no such things as girls on the internet
2018-12-26 21:44:33 UTC+1 | ice: who needs girls when you got your best friend's anus right around the corner
2018-12-02 06:37:44 UTC+1 | [Malta] Rosa Syndulla: Kachigga
2018-12-02 06:37:59 UTC+1 | [Malta] Chick Hicks (Piston : Kachigga
2018-12-02 06:38:10 UTC+1 | [Malta] Rosa Syndulla: Kachigga my
2018-12-02 06:38:46 UTC+1 | [Malta] Rosa Syndulla: Kachigga my Nigga
2018-12-02 06:38:55 UTC+1 | [Malta] CARistmas CARol: Ryder Nigga
2018-12-02 06:39:06 UTC+1 | [Malta] Rosa Syndulla: I remember when we had someone named ''Kachigga My Nigga'' that joined the server
2018-12-02 06:39:10 UTC+1 | [Malta] CARistmas CARol: Oh crap, you can say "Nigga" now
2018-12-02 06:39:13 UTC+1 | [Malta] CARistmas CARol: No filter
2018-12-02 06:39:25 UTC+1 | ★ [Trusted] Rosa Syndulla: Wait there's no chat filter?
2018-12-02 06:39:30 UTC+1 | ♥ Cubone: Faggot nope
2018-12-02 06:39:32 UTC+1 | ★ [Trusted] Rosa Syndulla: Nigga
2018-12-02 06:39:34 UTC+1 | ★ [Trusted] Rosa Syndulla: omfg
2018-12-02 06:39:36 UTC+1 | ★ [Trusted] CARistmas CARol: Nigeria
2018-12-02 06:39:38 UTC+1 | ★ [Trusted] CARistmas CARol: Confirmed
2018-12-02 06:39:38 UTC+1 | Jas λ: Nigger
2018-12-02 06:39:42 UTC+1 | Jas λ: Niglit
2018-12-02 06:39:43 UTC+1 | ♥ Cubone: wow fucking the first thing she says
2018-12-02 06:39:46 UTC+1 | ★ [Trusted] Rosa Syndulla: Oh my god, Alpha why
2018-12-02 06:39:49 UTC+1 | ★ [Trusted] Rosa Syndulla: Why did you do this
2018-12-02 06:39:52 UTC+1 | ★ [Trusted] CARistmas CARol: ^
2018-12-02 06:39:55 UTC+1 | ♥ Cubone: He finally listened to me
2018-12-02 06:39:57 UTC+1 | Jas λ: Whore Nigger Faggot Chode Ass
2018-12-02 06:40:01 UTC+1 | ★ [Trusted] Rosa Syndulla: JAS
2018-12-02 06:40:07 UTC+1 | rhensen208: wait there is no filter
2018-12-02 06:40:09 UTC+1 | ♥ Cubone: i can now call ppl retarded
2018-12-02 06:40:12 UTC+1 | Jas λ: What? Im just testing it!
// after some random discussion about dark chocolate
2018-07-21 06:33:54 UTC+2 | SvordClientV6: dark choc tastes like a creampied asshole
2018-07-21 06:34:03 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] Rösa Syndulla: ....
2018-07-21 06:34:04 UTC+2 | Von: wh- ok
2018-07-21 06:34:07 UTC+2 | Von: sure
2018-07-21 06:34:07 UTC+2 | nlsnnn: oh
2018-07-21 06:34:10 UTC+2 | anonymous03921: Ouch
2018-07-21 06:34:10 UTC+2 | [CIA]Jbrn: well ok then
2018-07-21 06:34:11 UTC+2 | zhongetzu: o h
2018-07-21 06:34:20 UTC+2 | ★ [Trusted] Rösa Syndulla: uhh
2018-07-21 06:34:20 UTC+2 | SvordClientV6: uwu
2018-07-21 06:34:26 UTC+2 | * Rösa Syndulla moves away *
2018-07-21 06:34:33 UTC+2 | * anonymous03921 does the same *
2018-07-21 06:34:35 UTC+2 | * [CIA]Jbrn fucking runs *
2018-07-21 06:34:37 UTC+2 | * Von shuts door *
2018-06-04 01:52:17 UTC+2 | nickmou: fish, what is this star
2018-06-04 01:52:25 UTC+2 | nickmou: at ur name
2018-06-04 01:52:33 UTC+2 | ★ [Mod] Fishbeens: It means Im a moderator
2018-06-04 01:52:38 UTC+2 | nickmou: cool
2018-06-04 01:52:39 UTC+2 | ★ [Mod] Fishbeens: Member of staff
2018-06-04 01:52:49 UTC+2 | nickmou: how many it costs
2018-06-04 01:52:53 UTC+2 | ★ [Mod] Fishbeens: Nothing
2018-06-04 01:53:06 UTC+2 | nickmou: oh sorry, i was thinking i was in habbo
2018-05-29 16:26:39 UTC+2 | Fawx: one reason why i dont want kids - drugs
2018-05-29 16:26:50 UTC+2 | Fawx: dont want them to grow up and do it
[...]
2018-05-29 16:30:57 UTC+2 | Fawx: you all need to go outside and drugs
2018-05-29 16:31:01 UTC+2 | Fawx: and do drugs*
2018-05-20 16:49:55 UTC+2 | Rocko: how to disappear the massage box
2018-05-05 09:38:07 UTC+2 | ★ [Mod] Zing: Alphie
2018-05-05 09:38:16 UTC+2 | alphie.de: yo
2018-05-05 09:38:25 UTC+2 | ★ [Mod] Zing: Why on earth is your name ONLY a CS:GO link?
2018-05-05 09:38:39 UTC+2 | Le Xiāngsī: sponsor stoner
2018-05-05 09:38:44 UTC+2 | alphie.de: free cash mate
2018-05-05 09:38:51 UTC+2 | ★ [Mod] Zing: Sellout
2018-05-05 09:38:59 UTC+2 | alphie.de: xxx you know it
2018-01-02 20:53:00 UTC+1 | aggelosferari6: how do you get out of passive
2018-01-02 20:53:11 UTC+1 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Same way you got in.
2018-01-02 20:53:11 UTC+1 | Agent Washington: Same way you got in.
2018-01-02 20:53:16 UTC+1 | ✞Holy Agent Dmitri✠: Oh damn
2018-01-02 20:53:18 UTC+1 | aggelosferari6: oh ok
2018-01-02 20:53:20 UTC+1 | ✞Holy Agent Dmitri✠: Same person much
2018-01-02 20:53:24 UTC+1 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Confirmed
2018-01-02 20:53:29 UTC+1 | Agent Washington: Great minds think alike.
2018-01-02 20:53:33 UTC+1 | Flare: H A
2018-01-02 20:53:35 UTC+1 | ✞Holy Agent Dmitri✠: HA
2018-01-01 23:08:09 UTC+1 | Koko: how can i catch a territory
2018-01-01 23:08:30 UTC+1 | Asmodeus: Throw a pokeball at it
2018-01-01 23:08:31 UTC+1 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: You get your bug net and run around the map. If you see one, you catch it.
2018-01-01 23:08:43 UTC+1 | Asmodeus: My answer is better, sorry :P
2018-01-01 23:09:06 UTC+1 | Koko: how can i ger bug net
2018-01-01 23:09:41 UTC+1 | Asmodeus: Go to your local store
2017-09-17 17:28:09 | kris54: siema kolo pamietasz mnie? gralismy wczoraj razem
2017-09-17 17:28:09 | Kolo Ω: o ty wunszu ty
2017-09-17 17:28:14 | Kolo Ω: siema
2017-09-17 17:28:19 | Kolo Ω: na kasyno ?
2017-09-17 17:28:24 | kris54: tak
2017-09-17 17:28:28 | YaBoiUtku: English in global chat
2017-09-17 17:28:43 | Kolo Ω: bla bla bla
2017-09-17 17:29:05 | Kolo Ω: dawaj na kasyno
2017-09-17 17:29:10 | Kolo Ω has been muted for 20 minutes.
2017-09-17 17:29:13 | Darthy: ha
2017-09-17 17:29:17 | Darthy: bla bla now will ya?
2017-09-17 17:29:20 | YaBoiUtku: Hehe
2017-09-17 17:29:33 | YaBoiUtku: Press F5 and theres the rules, its not that hard
2017-09-17 17:29:55 | ShitHappens: HAHAHAHA rekt
2017-09-13 20:36:56 | i em smarfer: ADMIN GIVE 1000 DOLLAR PAYPAL OR I HACKERINO UR SARVER
2017-09-13 20:37:45 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: I can pay you 20 zimbabwe dollars
2017-09-13 20:37:56 | i em smarfer: k
2017-08-08 21:48:58 | ShockWave1339: Alpha
2017-08-08 21:49:03 | ShockWave1339: How did you get that rank :D
2017-08-08 21:49:09 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Uhm
2017-08-08 21:49:11 | Asmodeus: He hacked the server
2017-08-08 21:49:14 | ShockWave1339: Do you have to donate or something
2017-08-08 21:49:15 | ★ [Owner] DaAlpha: Confirmed
2017-07-29 15:37:38 | <MAGENTA>: but in gta V you cant' do what you do heare... ?? summon veicle, istant teleport??
22:28 - Useful bassist has changed their name to Fag hates Gods.
// this was during the summer sale
2017-06-30 20:32:35 | BroV: so playstation pro make this game available dfor this reason there over 120 people here?
2017-06-22 14:41:01 | KTF[thai]: GOOD BYE AND FUCK YOU EVERYONE IN SERVER BYE
2017-06-20 05:57:15 | dudewheresmycar: haha i have video that says otherwise
2017-06-20 05:57:24 | dudewheresmycar: think i'll post it on alphie's forum
// *has no forum*
2017-06-19 03:41:51 | NavyNukerz1337: if you dont' go passive and bitch about doing literally fucking ddos yourself forever
2017-06-19 03:42:03 | Kinkzogan: I want to ddos myself every day
2017-06-05 15:44:06 | pioneer: HOW DO I CAN OF HUD?
2017-06-05 15:44:14 | pioneer: OFF*
2017-06-03 23:08:24 | MarcCarless: Alphie Strike, Global Chat Offensive
2017-05-30 16:43:55 | Marek415: this is fucking server the worsters sever in the world
36903-2017-05-12 05:02:54 | Mr.Sandman_PI: atra has parents?!!!
36905-2017-05-12 05:03:03 | Mr.Sandman_PI: i thought he was born from the sky
36906:2017-05-12 05:03:08 | CAR1337: DaAlpha and Rosa are his foster parents
2017-05-09 19:55:19 | BLaZiNgSPEED: Checkout DAGS Performance Freeroam Server it has constant 60 FPS!!!!!!
2017-05-09 19:55:26 | ♕ROYALL REXX™♕: no
2017-05-09 19:55:27 | CAR1337: No
2017-05-09 19:55:36 | Mikehawkissmall: no advertising here ese
2017-05-09 19:57:19 | BLaZiNgSPEED: DAGS server has some advantages you can't TP to anyone and abuse kill all the time.
2017-05-09 19:57:43 | CAR1337: I bet DAGS won't let you use your own source codes to make the server better
2017-05-09 19:57:45 | ♕ROYALL REXX™♕: fck you mom blazingspeed
2017-05-09 19:58:12 | Mikehawkissmall: no faction drama so 0/10
// For all the outsiders: DAGS is my second server
2017-05-09 17:22:59 | BLaZiNgSPEED: There was a nice girl a few days ago from DAGS Performs Server. I killed her a few times then she said I won't kill you. So I became nice.
2017-05-09 17:23:53 | BLaZiNgSPEED: And then she never took revenge. I appreciated that so I stopped killing and became friendly. Then we drove a car together.
2017-04-23 04:08:12 | MasterChew CSGOPoint: hey nice hacks two can play that game dumb shit
2017-04-23 04:08:23 | WheatleyDotJPEG: LMAO HE THINKS WE ARE HACKING
2017-04-23 04:08:25 | [Mod] Blocknight: ...You're suggesting you're going to use hacks?
2017-04-23 04:08:28 | Ben The Walrus: You're being kind of a hypocrite, Masterchew.
2017-04-23 04:08:42 | Ben The Walrus: I think you're, the "dumb shit"
2017-04-23 04:09:29 | MasterChew CSGOPoint: if he is i will im an advanced tech person i can detected hacks with my progam and it shows that he has hacks so you should kick him
2017-04-23 04:09:37 | King Basim: "advanced tech person"
2017-04-21 18:29:34 | [WC] sherpsy nerps: wait a sec alpha owns the server?
2017-04-21 18:29:40 | Rösa: yES
2017-04-21 18:29:41 | 0paze: Nope
2017-04-21 18:29:42 | Rösa: Yes*
2017-04-21 18:29:46 | 0paze: Misterff1 does
2017-04-21 18:29:56 | [WC] sherpsy nerps: oh lol idk
2017-04-21 18:29:59 | Rösa: ''Alpha's salt factory''
2017-04-21 18:30:06 | 0paze: e.e
2017-04-21 18:30:10 | [WC] sherpsy nerps: i thought he was just amin
2017-04-21 17:45:45 | 0paze: Rösa
2017-04-21 17:45:50 | 0paze: Who are you
2017-04-21 17:45:50 | Rösa: Yes?
2017-04-21 17:45:54 | 0paze: Pleasr
2017-04-21 17:46:03 | Rösa: I am Rösa
2017-04-21 17:46:06 | Rösa: Thats who I am
2017-04-21 17:46:06 | 0paze: Nice
2017-04-09 07:17:02 | Hash Dashin': Discourages RDMing but won't let me escape a battle I was forced into...
2017-04-09 07:17:03 | Hash Dashin': Ok Alpha
2017-04-09 07:19:46 | Hash Dashin': WHY DOES THE PASSIVE COOLDOWN KEEP RESTARTING
2017-04-09 07:19:54 | Hash Dashin': WHY IS ALPHA HAVE SUCH POOR FUCKING COORDINATION
2017-04-09 07:19:55 | [PDF Leader] Walker: 'Cause Alpha fuckin hates you
2017-04-09 07:20:17 | [PDF Pvt ] Sir-Goat: fuck ya
2017-04-09 07:20:18 | [PDF Leader] Walker: lmfao
2017-04-09 07:20:26 | [PDF Leader] Walker: This is beautiful
2017-04-09 05:47:38 | [Mod+] atraokca98: I am married to
2017-04-09 05:47:41 | [Mod+] atraokca98: DaAlpha
2017-04-09 05:47:44 | Rösa: WHAT
2017-04-09 05:47:45 | Rösa: BS
2017-04-09 05:47:51 | [Mod+] atraokca98: ITS NOT
2017-04-09 05:47:51 | [PDAF ACM.] Snow: rosa's heart is now sunked
2017-04-09 05:47:52 | Der Strudel: atra ur not the only one
2017-04-09 05:47:57 | [HKSB] Sir-Goat: lol
2017-04-09 05:48:01 | * Rösa Starts crying *
2017-04-09 05:48:05 | * [Mod+] atraokca98 changes name to DaAtra *
// 2017-04-09, 22:50
Rösa: Hey Alpha
DaAlpha: Hey Rosa
Rösa: CAR wants to insert the codes into your script
Mr.Sandman_PI: i wanted to too
DaAlpha: Kinky.
äłɯïƃɥʇÿ: ssssssexy
[Mod+] atraokca98: Codes?
Rösa: No I am serious
Rösa: Well
DaAlpha: (I have no idea either, Atra)
äłɯïƃɥʇÿ: you can inside your codes into my scripts anytime
* Rösa chuckles *
[Mod+] atraokca98: xD
Rösa: Giggity
2017-04-02 06:59:27 | Et6aW%gvroNBrSXebn1$: this server is spying on us by telling the gorvernment how many peoples play JC2MP, telling the time of playing, the location of player, and
2017-04-02 06:59:29 | Et6aW%gvroNBrSXebn1$: your ip
05:56:52 | [info ] | > General Rösa: Omfg its obeyo!!!!!
05:56:54 | [info ] | * General Rösa cums *
05:57:23 | [info ] | > (Obey) obeyo1: LOL XD
2017-03-23 19:01:35 | cyanide: whats your job as an admin?
2017-03-23 19:01:44 | melli: fixing bugs
2017-03-23 19:11:26 | KAGGE: I can do keyloggers bruteforcing and ddossing, be careful what you are saying
23:46 - [PDF Leader] Walker: When I have diarrhea I sit backwards on the toilet, because I like to face my victims before I destroy them.
23:46 - DaAlpha: Congratulations.
2017-03-19 02:33:25 | * Obey Hotdog420 Tickles Alpha's butthole with tongue *
2017-03-11 20:51:03 | kopawdupe: where is servers that server ?
2017-02-24 11:18:22 | zingzong70: DaAlpha is friends with Rosa on Steam lel.
// This was a 100% legit and pretty slow AR kill
2017-02-19 13:00:42 | LegenDarY: nice hack
2017-02-19 13:01:41 | LegenDarY: atraokca
2017-02-19 13:01:45 | LegenDarY: atraokca
2017-02-19 13:01:48 | LegenDarY: daalpha hack
2017-02-19 13:02:26 | LegenDarY: daalpha hackkkkkkkkkkkk
2017-02-19 13:02:42 | LegenDarY: Fuck
2017-02-19 13:04:52 | LegenDarY: DaAlpha Hackk adminnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
2017-02-19 13:04:57 | LegenDarY: FUCKKK
2017-02-15 03:00:31 | > [StaffChat] Dashiebutt~: guess im gunna have a lengthy conversation with Alph tomorrow
2017-02-15 03:00:35 | > [StaffChat] Dashiebutt~: oh fun
2017-02-15 03:01:00 | > [StaffChat] Dashiebutt~: *winks at Alpha whom will inevitably be reading this chat at some point in the future*
20:45:13 | [info ] | > The Mazku Musics™: da alpha plane acrobatic hack
20:45:21 | [info ] | > DaAlpha: rofl
2017-01-22 12:52:08 | Dreagonhead01Lp: How to the Rocket Launcher with Munition
2017-01-10 21:17:26 | Lewisse: wtf
2017-01-10 21:17:27 | Lewisse: guys
2017-01-10 21:17:32 | Lewisse: my psu is making a weird smell
2017-01-10 21:17:42 | Lewisse: SHIT ITS BURNING
2017-01-10 21:17:47 | Lewisse: FUCKFUCKFUCK
2017-01-10 21:17:49 | Lewisse: GTG
2017-01-08 21:17:57 | Saucy Pantsu: is alpha going to be on today?
2017-01-08 21:18:01 | zingzong70: No.
2017-01-08 21:18:07 | zingzong70: He is never on this late.
// Mommy says I have to be in bed before 9 :(
2017-01-08 20:26:01 | ALEXPT120: guys wanna know a script?
2017-01-08 20:26:07 | ALEXPT120: use /space
2017-01-03 18:44:39 | Rosa: I found a wild KV2 sleeping
2017-01-03 18:44:55 | * Rosa Valkyrie Im gonna finger Kv2 *
2016-09-04 23:40:07 | Kadir Roman (mr robo: ı am buy airplan , how to button ?
19:27:29 | [info ] | > bashedDT: how do you get in den the code box wot work
2016-06-04 19:46:07 | Toka Chiks: how do i can a gun?
2016-06-04 15:54:33 | ^1=PRT= ^6Angelandet: Padraig could you add the colour of smoke?
2016-06-04 15:54:42 | > [StaffChat] Padraig: haha
2016-06-04 15:54:47 | ^1=PRT= ^6Angelandet: or do that the smoke is fire?
2016-06-04 15:55:18 | [Owner] Padraig: Ask Alpha and see if it's possible.
2016-06-04 15:55:43 | ^1=PRT= ^6Angelandet: DaAlpha could you add the colour of smoke or the smoke is fire
2016-06-04 15:55:58 | [Head Admin] DaAlpha: What do you mean, Angel?
2016-06-04 15:56:55 | ^1=PRT= ^6Angelandet: DaAlpha could you add the colour of smoke or the smoke is fire and boost for jets
2016-06-04 15:57:19 | > [StaffChat] DaAlpha: Well, a retard.
2016-06-04 15:57:27 | > [StaffChat] Padraig: yup lol
2016-06-04 15:57:44 | [Head Admin] DaAlpha: I can not in fact. It is not really possible to change the behavior of ingame assets/effects via the multiplayer Lua API.
2016-06-04 15:57:59 | ^1=PRT= ^6Angelandet: whar?
2016-06-04 15:58:07 | [Head Admin] DaAlpha: No possiblo esto.
2016-06-04 15:58:12 | > [StaffChat] DaAlpha: -.-
2016-06-04 15:58:13 | ^1=PRT= ^6Angelandet: ah ok
2016-06-04 15:58:16 | > [StaffChat] DaAlpha: ROFL
2016-04-26 21:32:21 | [Admin] Dashie~: This game has been the best 1113 hours of my life
2016-04-29 21:06:18 | Dashie~ /killed retard.
2016-04-28 17:33:39 | The_DASevilFR: im the best of my team in english so if my friend don't know write in english sorry for that
2016-04-28 17:51:47 | The_DASevilFR: and if your faction is active a long time the radius was biggest than older
2016-04-28 17:52:21 | CAMOKEEVER: and ur english is suprisingly good :)
2016-04-28 17:52:36 | The_DASevilFR: im just 13 years :)
2016-04-28 17:53:01 | CAMOKEEVER: and same im 13!!
2016-04-26 22:44:12 | Sea of Nanka: How do I change kph to mph?
2016-04-26 22:45:09 | BernardTheBastard (W: divide by 1.6
2016-04-26 22:46:03 | Face (Wurzel Clan): NICE ONE
// complete chat silence for 14 hours
2016-04-27 12:24:12 | GDANEXT: пол
2016-04-27 12:25:09 | daubab: i am swat
2016-04-27 12:25:27 | daubab: je suis le swat
14:29:05 | [info ] | > Born TO Die: ha admin how it fells to be an admin?
14:29:25 | [info ] | > [Admin] Kv2: I really do not know.
14:29:32 | [info ] | > Born TO Die: hmm
11:27:30 | [info ] | [DEW]Camperoflive joined the server
11:29:10 | [info ] | >> [StaffChat] [DEW]Camperoflive: ...
11:29:57 | [info ] | >> [StaffChat] [DEW]Camperoflive: Alpha
2016-03-29 02:51:04 | * Dashie~ is now alone
2016-03-29 02:51:21 | Dashie~: Its just you and me, Alpha (or padraig, or whoever reads this) >:3
2016-03-29 02:51:33 | Dashie~: mwahhahahaahahah
2016-03-29 02:51:43 | Dashie~: uhm
2016-03-29 02:51:46 | Dashie~: yeh :I
2016-03-29 02:52:48 | Dashie~: anyways
2016-03-29 02:52:50 | Dashie~: uh...
2016-03-29 02:53:01 | Dashie~: I guess i'll leave this server to be empty
2016-03-29 02:53:10 | * Dashie~ waves goodbye to whomever may read this
2016-03-29 01:26:37 | Dashie~: well
2016-03-29 01:26:40 | Dashie~: uh
2016-03-29 01:27:01 | * Dashie~ dies from retardedness
2016-03-29 01:27:04 | Dashie~: this ts
2016-03-29 01:28:57 | Dashie~: time to be bored
2016-03-29 01:29:03 | Dashie~: Flying Fuck Dashie~ Dashie~ Flying Fuck Flying Fuck Flying Fuck Flying Fuck Flying Fuck Flying Fuck Flying Fuck Flying Fuck Flying Fuck
2016-03-29 01:29:05 | Dashie~: memes
2016-03-29 01:29:17 | Flying Fuck: Flying Fuck Dashie~ Flying Fuck Dashie~ Dashie~ Dashie~ Dashie~ Dashie~
2016-03-29 01:29:28 | Dashie~: Dashie~ Dashie~ Dashie~ Dashie~ Dashie~ Dashie~ Dashie~ Dashie~ Dashie~ Dashie~ Dashie~ Dashie~ Dashie~ Dashie~ Dashie~
2016-03-29 01:29:41 | Dashie~: DaAlpha DaAlpha DaAlpha DaAlpha DaAlpha DaAlpha DaAlpha DaAlpha DaAlpha DaAlpha DaAlpha DaAlpha DaAlpha DaAlpha DaAlpha DaAlpha DaAlpha DaAl
2016-03-29 01:29:51 | Dashie~: Aurora Aurora Aurora Aurora Aurora Aurora Aurora Aurora Aurora Aurora Aurora Aurora Aurora Aurora Aurora Aurora Aurora Aurora Aurora Aurora
2016-03-29 01:29:52 | Flying Fuck: Aurora Aurora Aurora Aurora Aurora Aurora Aurora Aurora
2016-03-28
20:51:36 | [info ] | > fyRIX: Trial Mod
20:51:37 | [info ] | > fyRIX: So
20:51:39 | [info ] | > fyRIX: You're a suck up
20:51:46 | [info ] | > fyRIX: But you're a little too shit to get full mod
20:51:48 | [info ] | fyRIX has been muted by the spam filter.
20:51:51 | [info ] | > [Trial Mod] WizardOfNthContinuum: ...
20:51:53 | [info ] | > [Trial Mod] WizardOfNthContinuum: rekt
20:52:11 | [info ] | >> DaAlpha: So fucking rekt.
2016-03-23 21:33:35 | Dashie~: Is anything dank happening here?
2016-03-23 21:33:48 | > [StaffChat] Camperoflive: no its boring here ^^
2016-03-23 21:33:48 | Dashie~: Or is the server dead again?
2016-03-23 21:33:53 | > [StaffChat] Dashie~: >-<
2016-03-23 21:34:44 | Camperoflive: anyone?
2016-03-23 21:35:11 | Dashie~: Guess not
2016-03-23 21:35:20 | Camperoflive: hm :(
2016-03-23 21:35:49 | Dashie~: They're all too busy either PvP'ing or not being clever enough to use a chat
2016-03-23 21:36:09 | Camperoflive: use t to chat ^^
2016-03-23 21:36:53 | * Dashie~ waits
2016-03-23 21:37:23 | * Camperoflive waits
2016-03-23 21:38:47 | Camperoflive: 17 players and noone wants to chat with us :(
2016-03-23 21:38:52 | Dashie~: Meh
19:34:46 | [info ] | > Stephanos2002: i have a school party in less than an hour
19:34:49 | [info ] | > Stephanos2002: its the first time
19:34:59 | [info ] | > Stephanos2002: im partying with the hole school
19:35:02 | [info ] | > Stephanos2002: *whole
19:35:13 | [info ] | > Stephanos2002: does somebody have experience with it XD
19:35:18 | [info ] | > Stephanos2002: or tips idk
19:35:41 | [info ] | > JIMMY: why do people like giving anal
19:35:45 | [info ] | > Stephanos2002: XD
19:35:46 | [info ] | > Stephanos2002: ana
19:35:48 | [info ] | > Stephanos2002: idk
19:35:53 | [info ] | > DeathWalk: Anal rape is great try it out.
19:36:02 | [info ] | > Stephanos2002: OKHE
19:36:54 | [info ] | > Stephanos2002: is a school party fun?
19:37:36 | [info ] | > kiwi_face: it depends if teachers organised it
19:37:41 | [info ] | > Stephanos2002: they did
19:37:42 | [info ] | > kiwi_face: and actually thats my name
19:37:46 | [info ] | > Stephanos2002: with the whole school
19:37:54 | [info ] | > kiwi_face: it'll be shit then. probably
19:38:16 | [info ] | > Stephanos2002: why?
19:38:24 | [info ] | > Stephanos2002: because their are a lot of people?
19:38:25 | [info ] | > kiwi_face: because teachers...
19:39:07 | [info ] | > Stephanos2002: its a valentine party
19:39:10 | [info ] | > Stephanos2002: they organized it
19:39:14 | [info ] | > kiwi_face: Oh god
19:39:22 | [info ] | > kiwi_face: how old are you?
19:39:42 | [info ] | >> DaAlpha: He is 13 or 14.
19:39:44 | [info ] | > Stephanos2002: can you give me tips on how to dance xD
19:39:47 | [info ] | > Stephanos2002: im 13
19:39:55 | [info ] | > kiwi_face: ok. itll be shit
19:40:03 | [info ] | > Stephanos2002: but its not only first grade
19:40:25 | [info ] | > Stephanos2002: its all the classes
19:40:33 | [info ] | > DeathWalk: Dude if its a party you need some demm titties
19:40:45 | [info ] | > yeffer: sausage fest
19:41:01 | [info ] | > JIMMY: ohh get some dope and live your lifr man
19:41:10 | [info ] | >> DaAlpha: Just get LSD.
19:41:17 | [info ] | >> DaAlpha: And offer some to the teachers.
17:39:27 | [info ] | > Cool Man Gmoder: how old are you
17:39:28 | [info ] | > Delogo: :D
17:39:45 | [info ] | > Delogo: private
17:39:47 | [info ] | > Delogo: xD
17:39:54 | [info ] | > Cool Man Gmoder: im 8
17:40:11 | [info ] | > Delogo: where are you from?
17:40:21 | [info ] | > Cool Man Gmoder: england
17:40:38 | [info ] | > Delogo: im from spain
17:40:42 | [info ] | > Cool Man Gmoder: oh
17:40:56 | [info ] | > Cool Man Gmoder: my aunty lives in spain
16:18:19 | [info ] | > iamacnt: yes indeed lel
16:18:53 | [info ] | > iamacnt: lel heli pussy needs a heli and hides
16:19:32 | [info ] | > iamacnt: then calls me a n00b lel t0 scared t0 pvp
16:20:18 | [info ] | > iamacnt: and artex what a j0ke he learned n0t t0 mess lel
16:21:27 | [info ] | > iamacnt: i c0uld take artex and arcadite 0n pvp and win u name it
2016/02/06 14:57:52 | > Rara: kek
2016/02/06 14:58:10 | > Rara: "DaAlpha died"
2016/02/06 14:58:39 | > Skagen™: Well, that was the first time I've seen the "punched" killfeed
2016/02/06 14:58:59 | > Madness Combat Sanfo: I dont like dealpha
2016/02/06 14:59:06 | > Skagen™: Why not?
2016/02/06 14:59:13 | > Madness Combat Sanfo: he is just playing god bcz of he is admin
2016/02/06 14:59:28 | > Skagen™: He basically is this server
2016/02/06 14:59:37 | > Skagen™: He can do what he wants
2016/02/06 14:59:42 | > Rara: ^
2016/02/06 14:59:42 | > Skagen™: And he never abuse his power
2016/02/06 14:59:44 | > Skagen™: So
2016/02/06 15:00:09 | > Madness Combat Sanfo: thats what i said
2016/02/06 15:00:16 | > Rara: xD
2016/02/06 15:00:19 | > Skagen™: You said no such thing
12:27:20 | [info ] | > arturosl: join to guardians pls:)
12:27:50 | [info ] | > creeperslasher: actually my brother is in alpha and friends so
12:28:00 | [info ] | > creeperslasher: i have to stay there
12:28:42 | [info ] | > creeperslasher: but i can be ur friend
12:29:37 | [info ] | > arturosl: fuck you
12:30:01 | [info ] | > creeperslasher: no problem
// Ever since nicu first joined the server, all of his messages were in all caps
16:45:53 | [info ] | > nicu1972: OK
16:48:22 | [info ] | > nicu1972: LOL
16:48:39 | [info ] | > DaAlpha: Did you ever think about disabling capslock?
16:49:06 | [info ] | > Digitaz: Did you ever think about shutting up?
16:49:19 | [info ] | > [Head of Server] DaAlpha: Did you say anything?
16:49:39 | [info ] | > [Head of Server] DaAlpha: Didn't think so.
// This is directed to Shadowspy, a moderator at that time
17:20:42 | [info ] | > TheBlackMurko: u are the admin or just a modder?
18:49:02 | [info ] | > superolive42: we havent the permition to speak frensh
21:24:06 | [info ] | > Madness Combat Sanfo: ''cannot spawn vehicle in a fucking combat'' go
21:24:06 | [info ] | fuck urself admin
19:51:12 | [info ] | > ®™XRed_CubeX☺☻: noob camper you
// How does one even camp in JC2?
17:21:40 | [info ] | > i was born: admin kills me C4
18:26:38 | [info ] | > i was born: admin kills me C4t
18:26:43 | [info ] | > i was born: admin kills me C4
18:26:48 | [info ] | > i was born: lol
// No staff (not even fake staff) was on the server at that time
23:20:01 | [info ] | > salar29: All we need here is an ATC module and it's better than JC2ATC
14:18:22 | [info ] | > __ 9/11 RIP RUBY: hraje tu nekdo jast kause 2 ?
21:43:57 | [info ] | .::Reece::. joined the server
21:44:06 | [info ] | > .::Reece::.: If you want to party shake your hands
21:44:11 | [info ] | > .::Reece::.: If you want to party do the dance
21:44:13 | [info ] | > .::Reece::.: Yayayayay
21:44:14 | [info ] | > .::Reece::.: WOoooo
21:44:15 | [info ] | > Joseph: yayayayaya
21:44:17 | [info ] | > Joseph: wowowowwoow
01:48:11 | [info ] | > the meme supreme: so what is there to do here?
01:48:37 | [info ] | > .::Reece::.: You might wanna go to Nerdcubed servers, more people
2016/01/14 13:04:50 | > Яйценюх: есть русские?
2016/01/14 13:28:23 | > Яйценюх: AIRPORT BATLE
2016/01/14 13:30:07 | > Яйценюх: AIRPORT BATLeee
2016/01/14 13:31:59 | > Яйценюх: tp airport
2016/01/14 13:37:45 | > Яйценюх: AIRPORT BATLeee
2016/01/14 14:10:05 | > Яйценюх: w
2016/01/14 14:13:28 | > Яйценюх: есть русские
2016/01/14 14:13:41 | > Яйценюх: как отключить пасвный мод
2016/01/14 14:15:07 | > Яйценюх: AIRPORT BATLeee
2016/01/14 14:16:54 | > Яйценюх: AIRPORT BATLeeeууууууууууууууу
2016/01/14 14:17:36 | > Яйценюх: AIRPORT BATLeee
2016/01/14 14:19:03 | > Яйценюх: AIRPORT BATLeeeууууууууууууууу
2016/01/14 14:19:04 | > Яйценюх: AIRPORT BATLeee
2016/01/14 14:19:05 | > Яйценюх: AIRPORT BATLeeeууууууууууууууу
2016/01/14 14:19:06 | > Яйценюх: AIRPORT BATLeee
2016/01/14 14:24:49 | > Яйценюх: tp city 1
2016/01/14 14:25:52 | > Яйценюх: tp city 1!!!
2016/01/14 14:25:56 | > Яйценюх: tp city 1
2016/01/14 14:25:58 | > Яйценюх: tp city 1!!!
2016/01/14 14:27:45 | > Яйценюх: tp city 1!!! batle
2016/01/14 14:28:42 | > Яйценюх: tp city 1!!!
2016/01/14 14:28:50 | > Яйценюх: .tp city 1!!!
08:13:33 | [info ] | > can't wake up.png: can i suck ur peepee hole?
08:13:37 | [info ] | > Mr. Dinosaur: no
08:13:50 | [info ] | can't wake up.png left the server
20:53:23 | [info ] | > [POOP]SayingPoop: yesterday i build a snowman, but he was a racist
20:53:23 | [info ] | snowman cuz he beat up a black snowman but the racist
20:53:23 | [info ] | snowman melted and now he's dead,
20:53:35 | [info ] | > [Senior Mod] #HamsYourMan: God, Poop.
20:53:41 | [info ] | > [Senior Mod] #HamsYourMan: Give it a break for a day at least
19:20:24 | [info ] | > Captain Rex: we are turkish we love turkish i love turkish he loves
19:20:24 | [info ] | turkish
18:28:50 | [info ] | > ДЕПУТАТ: KURWA
18:29:03 | [info ] | > 雷神: sosi khui bidlo)
18:29:54 | [info ] | > ДЕПУТАТ: ЧМО ЕБАННОЕ
18:30:27 | [info ] | > NorthPlayer™: SPEAK ENGLISH
18:30:55 | [info ] | > 雷神: ахах
18:30:59 | [info ] | > pchelkabzzzz: всем прив
18:31:03 | [info ] | > 雷神: слился и бомбируешь
18:31:14 | [info ] | > NorthPlayer™: This is english speaking server not terrorist
18:44:40 | [info ] | > Shadowspy101: Rara what's the weirdest way you met a friend?
18:44:52 | [info ] | > Rara: through this game
18:45:33 | [info ] | > Rara: i met my bf through this game
18:45:38 | [info ] | > Rara: so yah
21:48:54 | [info ] | > Skagen™: Was the whole changing your name and profile picture on Steam to
21:48:54 | [info ] | Hitler a joke or...?
21:49:01 | [info ] | > [Senior Mod] Hammond, Fun Police: Oh, haha
21:49:04 | [info ] | > [Senior Mod] Hammond, Fun Police: That was uh
21:49:10 | [info ] | > [Senior Mod] Hammond, Fun Police: An inside joke
22:29:52 | [info ] | > mrgreenpiplup: get to the airport now bitches
22:30:05 | [info ] | > mrgreenpiplup: il eat ur children
14:48:53 | [info ] | > RedYoshikira (broken: 6tw
14:49:14 | [info ] | > RedYoshikira (broken: dual-wield_o2_smgs_is_6rokez2
14:49:24 | [info ] | > RedYoshikira (broken: miz2d_my_key6oard.
21:16:52 | [info ] | > [»ΓnŞ«] Allstar CZE: felix where are you from ?
21:17:01 | [info ] | > Felix: Turkey, half Russian.
21:17:09 | [info ] | >> [StaffChat] DaAlpha: Oh, a good combination.
19:07:39 | [info ] | > Felix: fe dont you bang yourself when you mass debate
19:07:48 | [info ] | > Felix: ENOUGH OF THIS IM GOING TO BUY A NEW KEYBOARD
19:07:52 | [info ] | > Felix: GTG
19:07:54 | [info ] | Felix left the server
20:16:30 | [info ] | > escorpivo: buy a new router noobwç